Dijon vu: The sense you've had the same kind of mustard before. amirite?
Dijon vu is when you feel like you've eaten the exact same mustard before, amirite?
Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
You know what's annoying? Cling wrap clinging to itself. I mean, all you wanted to do was cover some food in plastic but NOOO. First you gotta somehow hold the thing straight with one hand, then perform a small miracle by unclinging the stuff from itself. Then when you try to put it on the dish or whatever, it just clings to itself again. Also world hunger. That shit's pretty bad too, amirite?
Will.I.Am says the ladies are calling him Mick Jagger; Ke$ha says she will kick boys to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger - what is it about this guy? Honestly, I've seen his picture, and I think they just needed something to rhyme with "swagger," amirite?
If laptops were meant to be put on your lap, I don't think it should burn your lap either, amirite?
Lucky Charms are Irish, Cheerios are British, and Fruit Loops are African. Cereal brands seems to have different ethnic groups. amirite?
It's annoying when you enter a bathroom and all the stalls are occupied, then some idiot comes in and checks all the doors again despite seeing you standing there, amirite?