On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, your nose is about in the middle, amirite?
Nothing is better than walking into a warm building from the coldness outside, amirite?
Never say "oops". Always say "Ahhh, interesting". amirite?
Taking a dump should be called 'dropping an e' because it goes from your bowel to your bowl, amirite?
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
You don't drink energy drinks to be more energetic, you drink them because it makes you look cool, amirite?
It'd be funny if there were Christian wizards and witches in Harry Potter, amirite?