Let's create a sport men and women are equally good at so they can compete together.
You didn't know that today is my birthday, amirite?
Australian football is a fantastic game, and deserves more of an international presence, amirite?
I don't need a play-by-play of your life on my Facebook News Feed. Seriously, stop posting status updates of what you're doing every half hour. I don't care!!
Funny fact about stuff defined as infinite: it could come to an end at any moment, amirite?
When you were little, you didn't know Tinky-Winky was supposed to represent homosexuality. amirite?
Stars really shouldn't complain about their lives. They act like it's so hard and the press is on them all the time but they should try working a real job, earning a real paycheck that corresponds with their work and living with normal standards, amirite?
When you're having a sex dream, you always wake up (or get woken up) just as you're getting to the good stuff, amirite?
The only people who should call you bro are your close friends and your actual brother, not some random dude wanting to fight, amirite?
Wouldn't it be the greatest stress reliever to just get a bunch of expensive china... and just THROW IT AT A WALL? AMIRITE?
Whenever someone offers you a mint/gum, take it. They might be trying to tell you something, amirite?
the end of Fight Club took your mind virginity, amirite?
Everyone uses the excuse "I burnt myself with my curling iron" when they get a hickey... but then you ACTUALLY burn yourself with a curling iron and use the same line, and no one believes you. amirite?
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to in the morning. Except when you're in prison, amirite?
Guys: If you had testicular cancer and the fastest cure was a painful kick in the balls, you would probably pick chemo therapy, amirite?