Hey, I'm Gordon, but I'm playing the role of an all knowing omniscient rice bowl.
I'm 17, Asian, and about 6 foot.
I live in San Francisco, the birthing place of earthquakes.
But most importantly, I am the sole prophet for my people, the rice grains of the world.
"Genocide is present. We are killed by the millions!
with torturing devices such as the "fork" and the wooden menace of evil we all know known as the 'chopstick'
not only that, but they DARE to defy our original form by slabering black sauce on us to change our once pure white form D:
then they eat us when we are most vulnerable... " -MY DAD
black sauce = soy sauce...for those that were confused.
I got a POTD! :D
http://amirite.net/722004 --> June 4th 2012 it's just too bad I wasn't online that day
My aim if anyone ever wants to just talk: Thetalkingrice