Also, whoever doesn't think this would be funny clearly hasn't read many youtube comments.
Hard! Hard? Hard?! You don't see how it can be sexual????
No. I would run up to the train, lift it off the tracks, and throw it over to Canada to destroy a good 25% of the country.
Lim x->infinity of sum 9/10(1/10)x x=0 x, equals 1
Yeah maybe if the bunny was a murderer and the flower was an innocent puppy and by sniff you mean muder...
No. She was in love with Schroeder, duh.
Anybody ever played Animal Crossing? Your person keeps that shit in their pockets. Ever had a flagpole, a bicycle, a scorpion, a shark, a shovel, 3 changes of clothes, and a BED in your pants? No? Animal Crossing has.
Or if you were a pregnant woman at a session of How To Not Lock Your Keys In Your Car and you suddenly felt the urge to abort your baby using a coat hanger.
Being a woman who's experienced both, I'm in complete concurrence with the contents of this post.