It'd be hilarious if someone made a virus that made read Youtube comments out loud as soon as they are posted, amirite?

http://xkcd.com/481/

Just saying.

Also, whoever doesn't think this would be funny clearly hasn't read many youtube comments.

You can't think of even ONE adjective that can't be used in a sexual reference at all, amirite?
@1553893

Hard! Hard? Hard?! You don't see how it can be sexual????

No. I would run up to the train, lift it off the tracks, and throw it over to Canada to destroy a good 25% of the country.
AMERICA!
F*CK YEAH!

The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?
Life's length, in many ways, is comparable to Call of Duty. Your spawn point largely contributes to the length of your life. For example, if you "spawn" in Africa, that's comparable to spawning in the enemy's crosshairs, amirite?
@YeahIAm Exactly. 1 > .99999999999........

Lim x->infinity of sum 9/10(1/10)x x=0 x, equals 1

Life's length, in many ways, is comparable to Call of Duty. Your spawn point largely contributes to the length of your life. For example, if you "spawn" in Africa, that's comparable to spawning in the enemy's crosshairs, amirite?
@YeahIAm More like less than 1...

1/3=.33333......
3•(1/3)=3•(.33333.....)
1=.9999999.....

Justin Bieber's smile is like watching a baby bunny sniff a tiny flower, amirite?

Yeah maybe if the bunny was a murderer and the flower was an innocent puppy and by sniff you mean muder...

In the Peanuts, Lucy was only mean to Charlie Brown all the time because she had a crush on him, amirite?

No. She was in love with Schroeder, duh.

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Sure, Mary Poppins' bag has a lot of space, but it's no match for Lara Croft's backpack, amirite?

Anybody ever played Animal Crossing? Your person keeps that shit in their pockets. Ever had a flagpole, a bicycle, a scorpion, a shark, a shovel, 3 changes of clothes, and a BED in your pants? No? Animal Crossing has.

It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?

Or if you were a pregnant woman at a session of How To Not Lock Your Keys In Your Car and you suddenly felt the urge to abort your baby using a coat hanger.

Being a woman who's experienced both, I'm in complete concurrence with the contents of this post.

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