Account: Voldemort, born in 1937. Defeated by the Potter boy in '98. Bella was my love. I miss her.... Dark Lord, really pale, has no nose, and if you make a nose joke, you die. Lost my power to a baby in the year of 1981, but returned by my loyal servant Pettigrew, or as it said on the 1996 Christmas Death Eater Christmas card, Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew. Killed my parents, blamed the bloke who lived down the hill. Direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin, co-founder of the best house at Hogwarts. I seek power.
The Real me:
I'm Jonathan. I'm the real Lord_Voldemort_ on chat. From Oklahoma. No, we do not ride mules to school, live in teepees, and yes, we do say "y'all" a lot. Not all of us are hicks who have never heard of modern technology.
I actually know the user SheWhoMustNotBeNamed in real life. I introduced her to this world. I'm way taller than her. And cooler. And always will be. She will never live up to me.
FAVORITE BOOK SERIES: Harry Potter, ob...vious.....ly; The Hunger Games
FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 & 2; AVATAR.
FAVORITE SHOWS: Modern Family, How I met your Mother
FAVORITE COLOR: Red
I'm quite the avid talker on the chat when Ling_Ling, and Russ are on. Come talk to the real me if y'all want.
I'm kinda a big deal.