My moms vagina?
The way I see it, rape jokes are only funny if they're kinda forced on you.
I can't believe that that worked for you twice in the same post.
The fact that a person was born into a royal family does not imply competence in evaluating literary works.
There was a time when I would have raped and killed your entire family for saying that. But, anymore, I'd agree.
It does. You, sir, are a modern day Shakespeare.
True. BTW, "holy shit-nipples" is going to be my new phrase. That rocks.
I mean, it's true, I'm not very attractive, but you don't have to be so rude about it...
No, they get old. They just never die.
just every time it does something pretend to have an orgasm.
I'd just move into a tent. There's no basement to drag me into, or any doors to slam.