It's weird to think that whenever you go to the place you were born, your total displacement in the world is Zero, amirite?

My moms vagina?

You wonder what songs they're going to rape with autotune next. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are-are-are-are-are-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re, dirty bit...", amirite?
@862340

The way I see it, rape jokes are only funny if they're kinda forced on you.

New way to get most loved comment? Correct 'future' to '*futer'. Works every time. amirite?
New way to get most loved comment? Correct 'future' to '*futer'. Works every time. amirite?
@1192378

I can't believe that that worked for you twice in the same post.

Why do we still study Shakespeare in high school? It's the most useless thing ever, amirite?
@1642564

The fact that a person was born into a royal family does not imply competence in evaluating literary works.

Disney movies are amazing but Disney CHANNEL movies suck ass, amirite?

There was a time when I would have raped and killed your entire family for saying that. But, anymore, I'd agree.

@1639403

It does. You, sir, are a modern day Shakespeare.

True. BTW, "holy shit-nipples" is going to be my new phrase. That rocks.

Jokes about immortality never get old, amirite?

No, they get old. They just never die.

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If your house were to get possessed by a spirt or whatever like in Paranormal Activity, you would have some fun with it. Like if it were to start pounding and making noises, you would make louder noises and compete with it. amirite?

just every time it does something pretend to have an orgasm.

chandelier

AAUUUUUHHHHGG YEHHSSS

If your house were to get possessed by a spirt or whatever like in Paranormal Activity, you would have some fun with it. Like if it were to start pounding and making noises, you would make louder noises and compete with it. amirite?

I'd just move into a tent. There's no basement to drag me into, or any doors to slam.