+926Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
+1,255If life is "like a box of chocolates", then where's the little diagram to show where the good stuff is? amirite?
+2,259Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?
+134Sometimes, other languages(like German) sound like they just took the English audio and played it backwards, amirite?
+212We should all be thankful for facebook because the way gas prices are headed, we may never actually see each other again, amirite?
+181It would be rather terrifying if people actually followed through with the saying, "You look good enough to eat", amirite?
+332You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. amirite?
+1,663Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?
+136Meeting people online isn't more dangerous then meeting people in real life. Any person you walk up into on the street or at school could be a serial killer or rapist, and they could conceal it just as good as an online person. Meeting a new friend is always a risk, but just because there's a risk doesn't mean it's not worth it, amirite?
+229Feeling nervous? Well in 5 billion years the sun will burn out and nothing you did will ever matter, amirite?
+170It's annoying when you drop something and it falls into a portal to another universe, amirite?
+161If life were like a box of chocolates, it would be scary because you would be really tempted to eat your friends. amirite?