It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Vepix There's something wrong with you if you punch GPS's in the face.

There's something wrong if the GPS has a face to punch.

If it's the first thing you do when you wake up, you do it all day long, you plan your day around doing it, it's the last thing you do before you go to sleep, and you're tired all the time from doing it, you're an addict, no matter what it is; you're addicted. amirite?
@I guess I do have an eating problem... :/

And I seem to have an addiction to breathing.

Instead of genre, music should be sorted by what it's about. For example, instead of pop, country, rock, metal, alternative, etc., it should be: Love, boyfriends, girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, one night stands, crushes, family, friends, life, alcohol, etc., amirite?

There would be a rather large genre of "this band was on drugs and nobody knows what this song is supposed to mean"

They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?

I'm there. Someone make this, now please.

Never say "oops". Always say "Ahhh, interesting". amirite?

"Ahhh, interesting, I cut out the wrong part of your brain. Those side effects should be fascinating."

Memorizing pi past ten digits is just ostentatious, amirite?

It was a 7th grade hobby, not my fault there was a pi poster in homeroom.

Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?

Storytime. This guy, right, his name is Dick. At work yesterday, my boss asked me "Did you do the Dick update? The big, long one?" This would not be an issue of awkwardness if his name was Keith.

absolutely anything in the world can legitimately be used as a weapon. amirite?
@Laconsuola They have make-up sex.

With a corpse? That's...exciting.

It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?

But, what if nobody offered them a banana? They would probably think that the world was going to end!

OK isn't just a stick person, it's a stick person who fell over. But he's going to be OK, amirite?

OK got KO'd

I'm not a slut for being pregnant at nineteen, amirite?

As long as you have a stable relationship and haven't just been sleeping around, then you're good.

You could totally imagine Old Spice Guy doing a presidential campaign ad: Hello people of America. Look at your nominee, now back to me. Now back to your nominee, now back to me. Sadly, your nominee isn't me, but if he stopped running for president he could be in my cabinet. I'm on a campaign ad. amirite?

I don't know if I should feel ashamed or awesome, but I would be tempted to vote for him.

Facebook groups such as "God, give us back Ryan Dunn and we'll give you Justin Bieber" are really inconsiderate and disgraceful. Whether you're a Justin Bieber fan or not is irrelevant; nobody deserves death wishes like that, much less a 17 year old kid. amirite?

Love this post. Not a fan of his, but anybody who wants an innocent 17 year old dead has some issues to work out.

Pokemon is so unrealistic. Who the hell names their kid "Ash"? amirite?

Probably short for Ashley.