If babies are sick on someone people just laugh it off amd say its ok. But if i was sick on someone they'd most likely slap me. amirite?

what the hell is being 'sick on someone'?

You know you're bad when you sound like Fran Drescher with a cold..

dont you hate it when you go out to a restaurant and they keep bothering you to ask you if everything is ok every 5 minutes? amirite?? amirite?

what a fag

You can't look directly at a word in your first language without reading it, amirite?

what if it's in another language? I can't read Swahili

If they can make underwater cameras, they should be able to do the same for cell phones, computers, etc. so we won't have to worry about getting them wet, amirite?

They can, they just don't so that if your phone does get wet, you have to spend more money to buy another one.

Big Mac: $5.49 Cheeseburger: $1 Cheeseburger ($1) + Cheeseburger ($1) + Sauce (.50) = Big Mac ($2.50) ...what? amirite?
@Serg YES! NINE CENTS! I SHALL USE IT TO BUY.....something....

Assuming that prices have remained constant for the past 50 years (which they obviously have not), that big mac dude who ate 25,000 burgers would have saved $2250, which could buy him approximately more big mac 403 meals, or approximately 606 more big macs .

Some online advertisements are so obnoxious and annoying, they probably hurt the sales of the product, amirite?

norton antivirus

It's interesting how you can bump a large body part, like your arm, against something and it will only hurt a little, but if you hit a smaller body part, like your nose or your big toe, against something with the same amount of force, it will cause so much pain that you'll swear that you are about to die and scream profanities out loud, amirite?

That's because when you hit something like your arm, the force is spread over a large area. There is less pressure per square inch on you arm then say if you hit your toe. Since your toe is small, the same force is now compacted into a tiny area.

Technically, Malcolm isn't in the middle, amirite?

Actually, he has 2 older brothers, Francis and Reese
and 2 younger brothers, Dewey and Jamie
He's #3 out of 5 so he's perfectly in the middle

Dogs don't touch our poo, so why should we have to pick up theirs, amirite?

Dogs don't put us on leashes and tell us what and when to eat, so why should we tell them?

Every comedian who's ever had a tv show, their regular stand up is a LOT more fucking funny than the show, amirite?

George Lopez

Anthony should add two new categories: Hipsters and Pokemon, amirite?

We don't want this to turn into another mlia

Pornstars are horrible actors, amirite?

A: "Looks like you forgot your homework"
B:"Please! I can't fail this class!"
A: "fine." whips out genitals as 40 mins of mindless sex ensues

In a world where we are so technologically advanced that we have created airplanes and computers, why are we still unable to properly predict the weather? amirite?

Human beings are very poor at predicting the future.

Anthony should add two new categories: Hipsters and Pokemon, amirite?
@EstoniaObsessed Just because the categories aren't there doesn't mean the posts aren't.

Adding these new categories will only encourage the formation of these posts.