A Microwave Minute is when time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Side effects- increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. Microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels like an hour. After reading this, you will so start applying this term to everyday events, amirite?
hey hey, alright, I never claimed it was my own, did I? I clearly pasted the definition- and I loved it and thought, shit, I'm going to use it towards every day happenings. I thought I might not be the only one, so I put it on here for all the people who hadn't heard of it before. God, sue me for trying to bring a smile to someone's face?
There's always that friend that can't do anything right, but you love them anyway, amirite?
Gotta love the kid :D
You secretly wish that Willie Wonka's factory was real, amirite?
No kidding. I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT! Secret enough ;D ?
When you click 'just in' on this website, and you look on the web browser search bar, it says www.amirite.net/justin. It should say Harry or something. Sorry, people aren't a fan of the name Justin anymore, amirite?
Holy shit, I was just thinking the same thing only minutes ago! ;D