When choosing which house you would be in you choose gryffindor, amirite?
@llpof200514 Hufflepuff. :)

1 Reason to Be a Hufflepuff: The common room is right by the kitchen.

It's easier to hate Umbridge than it is to hate Voldemort, amirite?
@Icel Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

"Tell me, are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?"
"I'm Team Dumbledore!"
"Wha? Dumbledore ain't a fictional character!"

A dog is really mans best friend. If you don't believe me lock your dog and your girlfriend in the trunk for an hour. When you open it which one is happy to see you? Amirite?

Well if your girlfriend is a blonde she would forget that it was you that put you in the trunk and declare you her savior.

First Bush was Hitler, now Obama is Hitler. Let's clear something up, all presidents are going to make poor decisions, but until someone kills 6,000,000+ people, let's hold off on the name calling, amirite?

First Grindlewald was Hitler, now Voldemort is Hitler...

it sucks when your halloween costume is the one that has to be explained over and over. amirite?

I was Harry Potter last year, and a friend came up to me and pointed to my forehead. "What's that?" "Oh, I'm Harry Potter, that's my scar." "Oh, does he have a scar?"
I was like "..."

When you're watching some tender moment in a reality show, it's weird to think that there's some guy crouched in the corner filming it, amirite?

Oh, that's cool, they just found out they are going to be on the show. Wait one hot second....there's a camera there.

Playing with your belly button makes you have to pee. amirite?

Playing with my belly button makes me invisible.

"He had one hand on the steering wheel, the other on my heart." No, sorry Taylor Swift, he wasn't reaching for your heart, amirite?

Even if he was reaching for her heart, it wouldn't work, because I assume his arm is wrapped around her back in the classic pose, in which case his hand would be on her right side. Unless he reached all the way around and has her in some kind of awkward head-lock or his arm isn't even wrapped around the back, just reaching towards her in an equally awkward position, then his hand wouldn't even be close to her heart.

Never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot, amirite?


It sucks when you're settling down to watch a movie at the cinema and BAM human giraffe sits infront of you. amirite?

Human giraffe WITH A FREAKIN WINTER HAT. Who does that? This happened to me at the latest Harry Potter movie.

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". amirite?

This is insane because we melted ice over Bunsen burners today in science. We were comparing ionic and covalent bonds.

"It's not over till the fat lady sings." Well, then Harry Potter should've ended after the third book, amirite?

Unless you count Peeves as a fat lady. Because then it would fit.

It looks like in 6 years at hogwarts, only two people had a shower/bath, Harry and Cedric. amirite?

Ron once took a shower after Quidditch practice.

This generation doesn't read enough and there are so many amazing books out there that people are missing out on, amirite?

When people say that they hate reading I kind of want to punch them in the face.

You're angry because you can't see your forehead. amirite?

This was funny because when I tried to look up at my forhead, my brow creased so it looked like I was angry.