Your favorite part of the Bible is when God gave Earth free will and then flooded it for not doing what he wanted
Pooping in public restrooms is the worst, amirite?
It sucks when the decision is made by someone it doesn't affect. amirite?
Guns aren't going anywhere. There is no reason to let emotions run wild and ban firearms. Israel has had no school shooting since it adopted a policy that arms teachers on school grounds almost 40 years ago. Thailand has had school shootings drop drastically since they employed the same policy eight years ago. Kennesaw, Georgia hasn't had a single homicide in 25 years since requiring every household to own a firearm. We need MORE guns in the hands of responsible citizens.
A human's life can be compared to a car's in that when in the early years, both are smooth, free of imperfections and are at the top of their performance. Later on they start to notice they can't handle the bumps in the road quite as well and begin slowing down. Then at the end of the line, after much of their usefulness has been worn and stripped, all they can do is tell stories of their experiences while baring the kinks and defects from past adventures. Finally, as they expire, unfulfilled...
Some people take outliers to be the norm. Yes, that one lady lived to 110 even though she smoked all the time. There usually are exceptions to the rule, but that doesn't mean you'll be in that exceptional situation, amirite?
You hated that moment when you wanted to make an emphasis on the word I, but you couldn't because it's already capitalized, amirite?
It's kinda odd how in Goldilocks and the three bears Papa bear and Mama bear don't share a bed, amirite?
The only interesting parts of the bible are in the old testament. amirite?
Anyone who says "All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell" should not be on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, amirite?
If someone's only justification for not believing in evolution is that "it's only a theory", you immediately think of them as an idiot,