It does NOT matter how much CSI, NCIS, or Criminal Minds you have watched. I highly doubt you have the abililty to kill someone and not leave ANY evidence, amirite?

Sure, you may leave evidence but the point is does the evidence lead back to YOU?

1. Wear gloves - no fingerprints.
2. Wear a mask and dark clothing - no distinguishing features should anyone see you leaving/entering, etc.
3. Use common things - a common weapon, a common pair of shoes in case you leave behind footprints, a common car.
4. Do not eat or drink anything. Do not commit a crime when you have a runny nose - no DNA evidence. Also, multiple layers of clothing would ensure that your victim doesn't scratch you, leaving your DNA behind.
5. Clean up after yourself, like your mamma taught you. If the place was ransacked in the crime, tidy it so that it doesn't look like a crime of passion.

Feeling good about your body and having confidence feels better than a piece of cake will ever taste, amirite?
Why the fuck is the symbol for money an S with lines through it? Amirite?
Moments that will go down in amirite history: The Noise of 12/10/10 and The Crash of 1/15/11, amirite?
@cubsfan012512 Who else was here for both of them?

I missed the noise, but you can hear it if you press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a on amirite.

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Just because you dislike something doesn't mean you have the right to take it away from someone else, amirite?

Someone's been watching the Grinch.

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My math teacher did a speech about lines. It was never ending. amirite?
It's amusing when people swear in a sentence with a really sophisticated manner, or a big, complicated word. amirite?

I'm rather flabbergasted by your large vocabulary and word usage, and dare I say it's quite bitchin'.

Look at my fail... Forever alone.