Sometimes this is true
No, it was Long Dick Johnson. He had the biggest dick by far. Long Dick Johnson worked as a three-legged man at the circus. Long Dick Johnson would wrap it around his waist and use it as a belt. Long Dick Johnson made John Henry's winkler look like Andy Dick's clit.
What about in a dark alley way at 3:14 am out behind the corner store?
The guns said otherwise
People would just bring in buckets and barrels and say that they use it to drink at home, just fill it up. Here's 5 bucks
I'm sorry, have you not heard of baby shark? Can't get that freaking song out of my head, it's everywhere