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Lady in stall #1: "I hope she leaves so I can poop."
Lady in stall #2: "I hope she leaves so I can poop.", amirite?
@619429

haha !!! Awesome xD

Love isn't a big thing at all, its just a thousand of little things. amirite?

hmmmm egg is oeuf in french :) and 'an egg' would translate to 'l'oeuf' :) which is pronouced as 'luff' in english :)

After Guns N' Roses broke up, one of the members should've opened a bar called The Jungle, and then when people walked the bouncers would say "Welcome...to The Jungle", amirite?
it hurts when you go to sit down in your chair and completely miss the seat; it's also embarrassing when people are around to see it happen, amirite?

Its even more embarrassing when someone moved the chair :)

My mom said she learned how to
swim when someone took her out
in the lake and threw her off the
boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t
trying to teach you how to swim. amirite?
@669286

@669308 (Brett): @669351 (BreakfastFan): Haha. I thought it sounded like that too!

You don't know another word for synonym, amirite?
@SergeantPenguin Poecilonym, exactly.

@491880 (Tommy): I never heard of that before.

It's annoying when people complain in class about learning a new language, saying it's much too hard for them, when really, they already know English, which has more rules and exceptions than any other tongue out there, amirite?
@annikarosee Exactly. I'm a native English speaker, and there are times when even I struggle with spellings and pronunciations...

i've learned french and english as a kid and i can assure you that learning french was way easier. Actually examination failures for french are almost non existent where i live while for english its not even comparable. people don't realise the difficulty of english because its so widespread. Its always the lack of interest and motivation that makes languages seeme difficult. Right now i'm learning spanish and its pretty easy (though french helps here).

It's annoying when people complain in class about learning a new language, saying it's much too hard for them, when really, they already know English, which has more rules and exceptions than any other tongue out there, amirite?
@annikarosee Nods That's a perfect example of what I tried to say. I think it's amazing that we live in a world where most...

i totally agree.. Knowing several languages can be a great asset! And the more languages you know the easier it becomes to learn other ones. Along with the learning of a language you somehow to get to know of a different culture. By the way spanish would be my 6th language :)

it's always the worst singers who are unaware of how much they suck, amirite?
There is that one person whose voice sounds so melodious to your ears. Whose eyes always seem to the most beautiful in the world. Whose smell is delicate and perfumed each day. Whose skin feels so nice even after slighty touching it. That person whom you always say 'you are great' before going to sleep..after all we do look at a mirror before going to sleep, amirite?
@Reader I smiled like an idiot. :D

great :) it was part of my intention.. i did the same while writing that :) :)

There is that one person whose voice sounds so melodious to your ears. Whose eyes always seem to the most beautiful in the world. Whose smell is delicate and perfumed each day. Whose skin feels so nice even after slighty touching it. That person whom you always say 'you are great' before going to sleep..after all we do look at a mirror before going to sleep, amirite?
@Reader You, sir, have great intentions.

Making people smile is someone beautiful to do :)

Who decided pink was for girls and blue was for boys anyway? amirite?
@JustASmallTownGirl Actually, until the early 20th century pink was for boys. It was thought of as a light shade of red, which...

exactly what i was going to say. Red was also used for men because it was the colour of blood and therefore the colour for strength. It was latter changed to pink because it was believed to be a lighter shade of see and hence well lighter and less obvious. Blue was considered the colour for women and as you said it was much later that they swapped! :)

Isn't it funny how in the song 'Come As You Are' Kurt Cobain repeatedly says, "No I don't have a gun.", amirite?

I love that song.

when you're watching your favorite t.v. show and you have to go pee really really bad, you run to the bathroom right when the commercials start to make it back in time, amirite?

And i try not to trip on the way.

Law of embarrasment: The more people around you, the more embarassing the incident will be. amirite?

Unless you get on tv.. Then you die out of ridicule..