A man rode into a town on Friday, he stayed 2 days then left on Friday, how did he do it? Using a highly complex device from the future, he created a supermassive black hole which caused a rip in the space-time continuum thus creating a wormhole that transported him 5 days into the future, amirite?
You just want someone who wants you back, amirite?
Let's face it ladies, if men walked around with boners you'd stare at them too. Amirite?
It's annoying when people say "love is evil spelled backwards" because, well, it's not, amirite?