selling discounted bibles is kinda like slapping God in the face. amirite?

Selling Bibles is kinda like slapping science and reason in the face.

Sesame Street is too fucking politically correct these days. Fuck this Elmo BS. Cookie Monster doesn't eat vegetables, he's the fucking Cookie Monster. Oscar The Grouch has a house now? No. He lives in the fucking trash can, and that's the end of it, amirite?
Scientologists shouldn't say, "Oh my God!". Instead, they should say, "Oh my bullshit!" amirite?

Christians should, too.

You get excited when you see something important in history happened on your birthday, amirite?

Louisiana Purchase FTW!

Why is it so hard to believe that some people think they're gay at an early age? You thought you were straight, didn't you? amirite?

I knew I was a lesbian in sixth grade when I had a huge crush on this girl in my class. I don't see how people don't figure it out until they're married with children.

Since it's such a controversial issue, perhaps we can work out a compromise; instead of pulling the whole thing, we'll just repeal "Don't Tell" and keep "Don't Ask", amirite?

I fucking love this post.

God: I'm going to create you with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a virgin with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. TA-DA! amirite?
It's awkward when a woman doesn't choose the iron piece in a game of monopoly, amirite?

You deserve it for letting a woman choose.

It sucks when your the only christian in a group of atheists, and your in an English class discussion discussing the nature of God. amirite?

Wanna switch schools? My public high school offers bible classes. I swear I'm the only atheist in the school. -.-

Saying "all Muslim are terrorist because of Al Qaeda",is basically the same as saying "all Christan's are Nazi's because of Hitler", amirite?

Hitler was a Christian. He thought he was doing "God"'s work by exterminating the "evil" Jews.

mean girls is like the bible for girls, amirite?

It's much more accurate than the bible.

Hanging around homosexual people makes you homosexual, just like hanging around tall people males you grow taller, amirite?
"Bees Knees" needs to come back, amirite?
It sucks when you're the only person of a certain gender/age group at a party/gathering, so you have no one to talk to, amirite?

Not as bad as being around a bunch of people my age. I get along better with adults.

How do you tell someone's gender? You pull down their genes, amirite?

No, that's sex. Gender is psychological.