unfortunately, no. i'm an irish dancer so i hear them all the time, it has become my personal oath to eradicate those things from the earth.

"...only ONE MAN..."

or, "in a world where insert situation"

Umbridge. Hah i thought i was weird cause i was getting mad at a book. but that bitch made me furious.

wow, christians are fucking whack sometimes.

wow i never thought about it like that.

if i wasn't vegan i totally would. except the ramen, that shit smells like armpit

this is the smartest thing i've ever heard in my life.