wow, christians are fucking whack sometimes.

unfortunately, no. i'm an irish dancer so i hear them all the time, it has become my personal oath to eradicate those things from the earth.

this is the smartest thing i've ever heard in my life.

Umbridge. Hah i thought i was weird cause i was getting mad at a book. but that bitch made me furious.

wow i never thought about it like that.

or, "in a world where insert situation"

"...only ONE MAN..."

if i wasn't vegan i totally would. except the ramen, that shit smells like armpit