AlexCarlileThePillow

There are four stages of life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. amirite?

You know for the most favorited on amirite? this really isn't that funny......

When I watch Jeopardy, I yell out the answers I know to impress the empty pieces of furniture around me. amirite?

You yell out the questions, not the answers,
I win

My girlfriends a very popular porn star, and if she found out she'd be pissed, amirite?
@Or maybe he posted solo pictures you hateful b*tch. Also no one care about the dude in the porn, unless he's...

Seriously?
You honestly think I would tape myself having sex with my girlfriend?
That's just disgusting,
I would never even consider taping it,
I wouldn't even consider having sex until I'm married,

Heck I don't even know what your talking about, I've read the 2nd comment twenty times, I still don't get it, so I pretty much guessed on what your trying to say on the 1st paragraph of this thing,

But if that wasn't, then I apologize if I offended you, I didn't mean it like that,it was just a sexual comment that I didn't mean to take for granted

Dear insane Christian on Facebook... Some people say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" because your religion isn't the only one that exists. This time of year doesn't ONLY celebrate Christmas, it holds many others. I think you lost the stepladder to get off your high horse, or maybe you just forgot to have your daily dose of education this past decade. amirite?
@1589959

I get where you, and everybody else is coming from, but the only reason the Government celebrates Christmas the most is that in today's society, Christmas is basically a non-religious holiday. Atheists celebrate Christmas as a time of get together and family time. As do Christians, but with religion mixed in.

God doesn't make our world the way it is, we do. amirite?

Before all you atheists comment on how he "doesn't exist" read this

He gives hope like no other can, yet so many people want to get rid of just the thought of him, God has changed so many lives, whether he exists or not, he has given us something to hope for and to dream for. Why would you even want to consider getting rid of something like God and his hope from all these people?

Guys: Sometimes, you wish you could use a purse without looking gay, amirite?
Paramore has way better songs than The Only Exception, amirite?
go to homepage and press these keys in this order: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a. This is epic, amirite?

What?
Do I get 30 lives or something?

When you were little, inventing your signature was a BIG deal, amirite?

It still is for me.

Homer Simpson is a bit more lovable than Peter Griffin, amirite?

Homer would be a lot more lovable if the simpsons didn't suck now

They should just get rid of the regular Oreos. It's double stuff or nothing. amirite?

Am I the only one that prefers the regular?

Why does 6 hate 7...because it ate it's 9, amirite?
@Lostman That's not how it goes >:O It goes.. "Why does 6 fear 7? Because 7 8 9 (7 ATE 9)" Either way.

Not many people would get this
he is referring to that joke, but making another out of it, you know........69
now read it again

I miss the days when it was more about ass than boobs. amirite?
There was always that one teacher whose butt was always in your face, amirite?

Her name was Mrs. Cox...... no smilie

<span class="altpostcontent"><a href="/460659">Memento - amirite?</a></span>
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Memento is an amazing movie