AlexCarlileThePillow

Let's be honest, your penis is between 5 and 6.7 inches, amirite?

Mines 6.9,
it's a perfectly good 69 ruined by a period
typical

I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?

"What's your opinion on turtles?"

"Yeah You Are!"

"..."

The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
Actually, butts are kind of unattractive, amirite?

It looks better when covered. Just like big boobs.

How the hell did our society go from women not being able to show their ankles to bikinis, amirite?

If we took all the men from the past and switched them with the ones from today, then the ones from the past would always have a boner and the ones from today wouldn't ever ever ever have a boner.

in a few years, 3D movies are going to be the norm, and 2D will be considered old school. THAT'S going to feel weird. amirite?
If they don't sell it at Walmart, it doesn't exist, amirite?

Unicorns don't exist?
Who knew.

There is no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball, amirite?
Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?
Paramore has way better songs than The Only Exception, amirite?

And Journey has better songs then Don't Stop Believin'

I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?
@I dont get it...

look at the keys on your keyboard
theres Home, Esc, End, Ctrl,

Please don't get me back here by replying to my comment, but I personally think he created us and gave us free will, giving us the ability to like what we like, hate what we hate, and do what we do

An emo vampire probably bites himself, amirite?

........you have the best posts ever

If a drop of sperm has more life than a drop of blood, why doesn't Dracula suck dick instead? amirite?

Insert Edward Cullen Joke