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When someone talking to you has really bad breath, you don't wanna be mean so you just pretend nothing's wrong, amirite?

I met a guy once whose breath was horrific, but I played nice. It literally made me sick for the following three days.

Another guy at a club nearly made me vomit because his breath was horrid. I wound up making a face and gagging before I could catch myself. He got the idea.

Ha.

For those of you who know what I'm talking about, you can't imagine your life without a Wawa on nearly every corner, amirite?

I don't go to Wawas, but I worked with a girl named Wawa. Ha.

If you believe in anything, believe in a higher power. Higher than you is your parents, higher than them is the goverment. Higher than the goverment is the U.N. and higher than them is Death. Because death has the power to take away any livings beings power. amirite?

I wish the UN would go away already.

Why is it so difficult to report and cancel a stolen/lost debit card? How are you supposed to know the last 8 digits if it's not in your possession? amirite?

Security questions, or look at your statement online. Duh. It's not difficult. They don't ask you for the account number if the card is obviously not in your possession. I've lost my cards like 3 times (drunk. Ha).

They don't really know anything. Maybe compared to high schoolers or college kids, but not most other people who are beyond those years.

The name 'Lopez' is like the over-used 'Smith' for Mexicans, amirite?

Garcia, Martinez, Gonzalez, Gonzales, Hernandez...etc.

There's always that one person you find attractive that other people don't, so you never admit to it (even though you sometimes want to) so that people don't give you hell for it, amirite?
you would never suspect that the guy who sings "I wanna be a billionaire" is black, amirite?

No matter what he is - it's pretty much expected that he'd sing about money.

Bookstores aren't libraries - so buy the book and GTFO, not clog the aisles by reading on the floor, then returning the now tattered book to the shelf, cheapskate, amirite?
Bookstores aren't libraries - so buy the book and GTFO, not clog the aisles by reading on the floor, then returning the now tattered book to the shelf, cheapskate, amirite?
@Simon I always do this. Most bookstores have armchairs and coffee machines now. I dunno if they really planned on...

Yeah. I always buy the book and get out.

I was looking for a book on urban planning (for pleasure), and some people were sitting on the floor with their cups of coffee, blocking the shelves so I had to reach over them to pull books because they wouldn't move. It was like walking on eggshells in the entire store - people like that were everywhere. And of course, they didn't buy anything, just bent the page they left off on and put it back on the shelf to continue the next time they walk in.

Most things would be a lot better if everyone would go to school, sit down, STFU, listen, study, and not just regurgitate info on a test and then forget about it, amirite?
@xoxjulieexoxo thats asking alot.

Hang yourself then - that way you won't ever have to do anything again :P

The saddest thing about Taylor Swift's latest breakup is that so few things rhyme with Gyllenhaal...amirite?

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Sorbitol
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Geritol

Flo and her Progressive Insurance commercials are annoying and make you want to avoid Progressive, amirite?
@wobbuffet I've heard straight guys find her attractive.

I'm not straight, so that's probably why I find her useless. Ha.

Flo and her Progressive Insurance commercials are annoying and make you want to avoid Progressive, amirite?
@whaa? i kinda like them haha(:

She makes me wanna blow my brains out - so I change the channel. Ha.

You wish you could get anything you wanted by saying 'Like a good neighbour, State Farm is there!" amirite?

I hate those commercials. The people in them are annoying and in no way resonate with the target demographic, which I fall into.