+601Every seven years, every cell in our body has died and been replaced. By seven years, we have completely disappeared. This is kind of an eerie thought, amirite?
+584No one actually licks the frosting out of Oreos; everyone knows you use your bottom teeth, amirite?
+342There's no way to win if you're a girl and you drop something in your bra. If you reach for it,everyone will stare at you as if you're publicly masturbating. If you don't get it, everyone will stare at your boobs like its going to float out of your bra, amirite?
+180Popular singers like Lady Gaga and Justin Beiber could sing something like "I love Hitler" and their fans would still sing along, amirite?
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+22A cow has three babies. One says, "Mama, why is my name Daisy?" "Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head," said Mama. The second says, "Mama, why is my name Rose?" "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The third says, "Jaowjfeeeiivvebenem!" "Shut up, Cinderblock." said Mama, amirite?
+266School dances consist of a lot of "Hey, this was my favorite song!...like four years ago!", amirite?
+592It sucks when you wait 6 hours for something to download and then it's like "Error: Cannot Download,", amirite?
+33That old elementary school rhyme is pretty ironic: "...boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!" More stupider? amirite?
+24It seems like every episode of Dr. Phil has some number to call. "If you know of a class seven year olds who are plotting to kill their teacher, please call 1-888-983-5437 or visit www.pyschokids.com.", amirite?
+19Commandment #1: Shut the hell up. Commandment #2: Nothing can be done about the sun. Commandment #3: There are NO MORE JOLLY RANCHERS; they're all gone. Commandment #4: When we pass a billboard, please do not read it out loud. amirite?
+19You: "What do you want to drink?" Friend: "I don't care." You: "OJ?" Friend: "Welllll...." You: "Okaay, chocolate milk?" Friend: "Umm..." You: "Okay, what do you want then?" Friend: "I don't care." You: "OKAY, HOW BOUT I PISS IN A GLASS FOR YOU?! WILL YOU DRINK MY FUCKIN PEE???", amirite?