you forgot , "yes, I am dead"
huh, that's weird, my dentist is number one on my speed dial in case of emergency...
yeah, every time I'm happy I like to pound things too, even a poor defenseless desk. Sicko.
um um ummmm, what are you doing in her bedroom again?
That best have been the best fucking slide ever.
no lo comprendo
Oh my sad, misinformed friend, money doesn't grow off parents! You make it with flour, eggs, and sugar. That's how you make the dough.
I'll drink to that.
Sound's like your pedo guy would like Hitler Youth
Have I ever told you, that I love you?
Its weird to think about what our lives would be like if technology weren't invented, or watches for that matter.
me too! I immediately thought of finding nemo and the voice sounded like the turtle from that movie.
hey asshole. most people in Israel are FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES. they are surrounded by people who hate them, as much as I hate generalizations, from all the FACTS I've heard and looked up, Palestinians are attacking Israel-along with Irag, Iran, and whole bunch of them. Here's another thing I bet you didn't know, these people who who attack Israel, HIDE BEHIND THEIR CHILDREN AS THEY FIGHT. They know Israel doesn't want to kill the kids. So yeah, maybe you should try getting your facts right before opening your big mouth and saying something stupid again.
eating monkeys, duh.