Fortunately, I never have to worry about proposing
What about girls with short hair? Huh?
Cause the dad is usually: a. In prison b. A complete dickweed c. All coked up or d. All of the above.
Theres this guy in math class who says "Dude, I'm like the smartest guy in our class" and I'm like "Yeah, because in your world, a 68 is higher than a 95, right?"
"You have no right to make such assumptions." I thought the purpose of this site was to find out people's opinions, and the format was supposed to be like "statement/assumption about the reader, amirite?" I mean, you can disagree, but if nobody on amirite made statements, it wouldn't really work the way it does.
If that was sarcasm, I apologize, but it's kind of hard to tell over text.
I'm beautiful, and that's what I'd rather be.
this reminds me of Family Guy, when Stewie does his own laugh track :)
dude I have white out if you need to borrow it.
Actual problem I had in 2nd grade:
"George's mum gave him 20 1 dollar bills and told him to go to the butcher's to buy 2 kg of beef, 500gr being 3 dollars. What does he have after?"
an expensive butcher and an inresponsible mother
Judy Goldburg gave 6 cents to Benny, who had 8 cents already. How much does Benny have now? Judy is Jewish! She wouldn't give away 6 cents
Did you know that chocolate is made from cacao beans? SCIENCE RULES!