AllegedlyFiionaDavis

Girls: You are glad men are the ones who propose. amirite?

Fortunately, I never have to worry about proposing

forever alone

Animal testing may be wrong, but letting thousands of people die from possibly curable diseases is worse. amirite?
It's annoying when some girls wear their hair the same way every single day, amirite?
Why is it called Teen Mom and not Teen Parents? The guys have to deal with being a young parent, too. amirite?

Cause the dad is usually: a. In prison b. A complete dickweed c. All coked up or d. All of the above.

In your math class, there's always that kid that thinks they're a motherfucking genius, amirite?

Theres this guy in math class who says "Dude, I'm like the smartest guy in our class" and I'm like "Yeah, because in your world, a 68 is higher than a 95, right?"

It's always weird when you're creeping on someones photos on Facebook, and you see yourself in the background on one of the, amirite?
You wouldn't go out of your way to put milk on bananas, raisins or prunes, so it doesn't really make sense that they got put into cereals, amirite?
@ReidyTheKing How do you know what I would or wouldn't go out of my way to do? You have no right to make such assumptions. I have...

"You have no right to make such assumptions." I thought the purpose of this site was to find out people's opinions, and the format was supposed to be like "statement/assumption about the reader, amirite?" I mean, you can disagree, but if nobody on amirite made statements, it wouldn't really work the way it does.

If that was sarcasm, I apologize, but it's kind of hard to tell over text.

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There's a huge difference between "hot" and "Beautiful" amirite?

I'm beautiful, and that's what I'd rather be.

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It would be really awkward if sitcom laugh tracks were only of one person laughing, amirite?

this reminds me of Family Guy, when Stewie does his own laugh track :)

It would be really awkward if sitcom laugh tracks were only of one person laughing, amirite?
I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I am writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes. My only option is to turn the page and start a new chapter, amirite?

dude I have white out if you need to borrow it.

Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?

Actual problem I had in 2nd grade:
"George's mum gave him 20 1 dollar bills and told him to go to the butcher's to buy 2 kg of beef, 500gr being 3 dollars. What does he have after?"

an expensive butcher and an inresponsible mother

Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?

Judy Goldburg gave 6 cents to Benny, who had 8 cents already. How much does Benny have now? Judy is Jewish! She wouldn't give away 6 cents

Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?

Did you know that chocolate is made from cacao beans? SCIENCE RULES!