A few colleges have some really unfortunate acronyms, amirite?
Math needs to be more interesting: "David is caught with both pot and crack. David's pot is valued at $310 an ounce and his crack is valued at $450 an ounce. David had 3 times as much pot as he had cocaine. In total, David had $54,000 worth of drugs. Write and solve a system of equations to determine how many ounces of each drug he had. Estimate how much prison time he will receive", amirite?
They need to make your favorite cereal into a candy bar. They also need to make your favorite candy bar into a cereal, amirite?
it's creepy when your friends talk about how they want to get with your dad. amirite?
People who took english 102 in college: MLA format, sucks. amirite?
You love everybody. Some you love to be around, some you love to avoid, and others you would love to punch in the face. Amirite?
Your mom and dad wouldn't be too happy if you traded your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the child snatcher from Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. amirite?
I throw your children in my van sometimes, screaming AYOO, I'm a PEDO!! amirite?
There's 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, and 7 seas. That makes me pretty damn lucky to have found you, amirite?
The Bible: Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?