Emma Watson's new haircut makes her look like a lesbian: <a href="http:ow.ly/2lVKu" target="_blank">http:ow.ly/2lVKu</a>. She's officially no longer hot, amirite?
"Sir, the killer used pokemon cards to lure the girl to his van where he raped her." " It looks like...puts on sunglasses ...it was super effective." YEAAHHHHH, amirite?
"Soo, when's that baby due?" "What baby?" "Ohaww, at the zoo! The pandas! I heard they were trying", amirite?