I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?

The next Queen? She couldn't even be the next Lady of Gaga. Now don't get me started on that William kid. He's not even close to being Prince.

All the pictures that have been and will be taken are already available on your screens. It's simply a matter of arranging the pixels properly, amirite?
@Rocky Hours before, and you know which posts are going to be POTD

Actually, less than 8 minutes before.

Still a coincidence.

It's so annoying when you go to a store really Hungary and ask for the Maine dish, a Canada soup, but they're all out. They offer you some Turkey, but it looks all Greece-y and gross, so you ask "Do they have Iraq-i Road ice cream" and they don't have that either, so you ask "Israel the Chef in today?" to complain but he's not, so you say "Denmark it! I'm not eating here!". Amirite?

Norway, you can't go off like that. Next time ask them to Czech the back.
but anyways after eating my Chile, I Russian the bathroom. I look at the guy standing in front of the urinal next to me and say," Haha European"

You would date a black guy, amirite?