If a hord of bees invaded the world cup soccer stadium in South Africa, nobody would notice, amirite?

About the same chance as someone noticing that you spelled horde wrong.

The difference between a cat and a comma is that one has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. amirite?

That's like saying the difference between dogs and marine biologists is that one tags whales, and the other wags tails.

The most unattractive thing about a girl is her boyfriend, amirite?
@StickCaveman I can't help but admit there are some couples that look really good together.

Agreed, but the post is looking at the couple from the eyes of the guy that wishes he was in that relationship instead of that other guy.

The most unattractive thing about a girl is her boyfriend, amirite?
@Why? What if the boyfriend's attractive? Not all guys are ugly.

It just means that the girl is beautiful, and that the only thing unattractive about her is that she's dating the wrong guy.

If schools are forced to teach Creationism as well as Evolution, then churches should be forced to teach Evolution as well as Creationism. Amirite?
@Private schools do not have to follow the norms of government policies on education, that is why they are private...

I understand that perfectly. But the post did not specify whether or not this school was private or public.

If schools are forced to teach Creationism as well as Evolution, then churches should be forced to teach Evolution as well as Creationism. Amirite?

Separation of Church and State...

You wonder if "Accio Snitch" would have worked, amirite?

It wouldn't... but I did wonder if in the fourth book, when he's fighting the dragon, why he couldn't just say accio golden egg instead of accio broomstick. amirite?

If a binder is all white, is it Albinder? amirite?

You have to draw red eyes on it first...

When birds fly in a triangle formation, they exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness. Amirite?

Wtf, I flagged my own post because I stole it from Despair.com, and it gets homepaged instead of removed... interesting. I'll start flagging my own posts more often.

America: Stolen from the Native Americans, built by the Chinese, and maintained by the African Americans, amirite?

If Tosh.0 had an amirite account, this would be his post.

Life is a lot like a game of minesweeper, your next move could be your last, amirite?

Unlike Minesweeper, you can't restart life. Unlike Minesweeper, you don't have an infinite amount of time. =P

You can tell someone's smart when they reference books, not movies, amirite?
You can tell someone's smart when they reference books, not movies, amirite?

Garfield is a book...

When you're watching a movie, it's fun when you realize you have the same clothing as one of the characters...unless said character is a stripper, amirite?

Or unless said character is the opposite gender as you...

Rest when you're dead. Better yet, don't rest even then, amirite?

It's only funny cuz of the poster's name =P