+519I want to hang a world map in my house, and then put pins in all the locations that I’ve traveled to.. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down, amirite?
+240You know you're a bit too drunk to drive when you swerve to dodge a tree, then realise it was your air freshener, amirite?
+371The doorknob in your classroom is kinda like your mind's toilet. When you turn the knob to leave, you just seem to flush away what you just learned, amirite?
+381Why do people install air vents big enough for a person to crawl through in their secret bases? They're just asking for someone to break in through there, amirite?
+383Darth Vader skipped out on paying child support by waiting to tell Luke he was his father after he turned 18, amirite?
+2,128My son just spoke his first words to me: 'Dad, where the fuck have you been the last 20 years?!' It was so cute, amirite?
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+190My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch Formula 1 too. She was happy with this analogy - I just never mentioned I also go to Hertz for the occasional rental, amirite?
+2,829If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?
+3,231Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?
+1,274Wow! No one's finished with their test yet! I must me a genius! There's still, like ten minutes left of class! I can't believe he said the test was gona be - shit there's a back?! amirite?
+491"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. amirite?
+567I just don't get it - it's okay for everyone to yell, "TOUCHDOWN!" and high-five during a football game, but when I do the same thing during a tornado, it's "inappropriate", amirite?
+1,231Chivalry: Holding the door of the fridge when your girlfriend is making you a sandwich. amirite?