How can you compare an innocent baby to a murderer?
I will need your name and number to add to my prayer list.
I thought this was a joke dissing Nickleback but now I realize the actual joke and I don't like it as much
Mine says "Let me tell you about my grandchildren"
The best way to ask someone out is to try to change your relationship status to with them.
I think he gets it now.
It's a joke.
Nice try, Satan.
I was fine until you mentioned it..
Stop yelling at me.
Another aspect of prayer that wasn't mentioned is that it helps the one that is praying spiritually become closer to God. Perhaps God doesn't need our help, and he knows what he is doing; praying benefits the one that is praying.