Loosening a tie and holding babies. But not at the same time.

But who cares about emotional pain.

The rule is half your age plus 7.

So that in the Spanish language, you can make año- year and not ano- anus.

I like the way you think :)

I was fine until you mentioned it..

Haha I really liked the "stay with me here".

Half plus 7 rule.

Says Bambi haha

He puts the master in masturbate.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Potd thinks it should be legal lol

Whose?

I hate it when paintings that sell for fortunes look like someone just splattered paint everywhere.

I love you.