The price of food should be based off of how many calories are in it. This makes sense because the more you pay, the more energy you get, kind of like gas. Plus, it'd be a lot easier to manage your caloric intake because you could just limit yourself to spending $15 dollars on food, or 2,000 calories. Amirite?

Wait, doesn't celery create a calorie deficit when you actually eat it? Does that mean I get payed to eat celery?..

Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?

Me and my mom last week

She notices my phone, and nosily peeks through the picture

Mom:"...." "...whos this"
me(preparing for a loud argument to ensue) "eh...its just Jessica, a friend"
Mom:...gasp "Is she kissing you??"
Me fml " no, its nothinging. Just a picture"
Mom: flipping throughh the photos, becoming more and more crazed. "just exactly who is the hussy?! Oh my god, have you had your first kiss??!"
Me: (apparently, picking the wrong answer): "yes, mom. I'm in high school. Its not uncommon. I trust you, I am not a man whore or a pimp of any sort.
Mom:Holy shit omfg!!! How could you, your so young! Don't do nasty stuff, stay pure. I love you, don't do this!"
Me:(yet again, picking the wrong answer)." its not that big of a deal, your overreacting"
Mom: Omfg, -nuclear reaction- everyone dies

The end*certain scenes may have been dramatized or exaggerated to produce a more enjoyable experience for the audience"

Kid in Maths class: “When are we ever gonna need this in real life?” Yeah, you may not need to know anything other than basic addition when you cash your welfare check, but the rest of us want to learn this, amirite?

I get the point of this post; but unless you are becoming some kind of engineer, are you really going to need to know how to do trigonometry and conics section in everyday life?

The way I know if something is probably going to be useful is by asking a handful of the generation before you(e.g. parents, teachers(not math), etc) and if they're like: I haven't done this since highschool, then you know it's not gonna be that everyday useful...

Yeah, this is what I call "slacktivisim." Pretending that you're actually doing something by sharing or liking on a social network.

So this post suggest that, there is always hell in something...?

Ear sex fucks with your hearing, amirite?

"once you go black, you go deaf"

The white birds in Angry Birds are pretty counterproductive. In order to get their eggs back from the pigs, they fight them with eggs. amirite?

I always thought of the angry birds as subtle commentary on terrorist bombers and kamikazes.... I mean, they're birds that bomb pigs for as retribution for eating or whatever the fuck the pigs do to the eggs...Point being, they ultimately end up dying for their cause...

This would be absolutely terrifying. The only thing keeping you from floating away into infinite, dark, cold, airless space is a thin cord. Astronauts are some of the bravest human beings, amirite?

As soon as I read, "This would be absolutely terrifying." I knew it was Favvkes;P

Kid in Maths class: “When are we ever gonna need this in real life?” Yeah, you may not need to know anything other than basic addition when you cash your welfare check, but the rest of us want to learn this, amirite?
It sorta feels like stealing to extensively read a book in a book store without purchasing it, amirite?

I use to go to my borders and read the manga. I didn't wanna pay 8.99 and then finish it a half hour later, ahaha

Instead of having shows like "16 and pregnant" why don't we ever see anything like "16 and bound for college" or "21 and successful?", amirite?

Okay I just wanted to say I meant to put "see" not "seen." Purposefully using incorrect grammar ain't cool.

Saying someone elses marriage is against your religion is like getting mad at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet, amirite?

I have the exact same thing posted, but earlier. xDmaybe someone should go delete it? Seems like the honorable thing to do...

FaceTime or any video chatting service seems to make you look like some hideous creature whenever you use it, amirite?
@macandcheesemuncher I think it's because the front facing cameras on the iPhone 4 and iPad 2 are awful

I still manage to look like a dirty seaweed monster on the iPad 3'a retina display. I like to think what my mon says, "I'm special" c:

It is ridiculous that a couple catching a foul ball at a baseball game and not giving it to some random kid that was sitting next to them made yahoo! news just because the kid cried, amirite?

Yahoo news isn't news. If you're looking for where the good stuff is at, look at the comments, haha

The white birds in Angry Birds are pretty counterproductive. In order to get their eggs back from the pigs, they fight them with eggs. amirite?
@amirong I always thought of the angry birds as subtle commentary on terrorist bombers and kamikazes.... I mean, they're...

I was not aware that a kid came up with idea. Well maybe I'm over thinking this. Maybe some kid just wanted to blow shit up with pissed off birds.