Guys: you hate when you wake up and have to pee, but you have really bad morning wood, and nothing will make it go down, amirite?

Have you tried a hammer?

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Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?
It sucks when all your friends have one thing in common and you don't, amirite?

This reminds me of a game my friends and I used to play in about fifth grade. It was called the "outcast" game. We'd each take turns saying stuff like "We're all wearing jeans and Uggs except Maggie, OUTCAST!"

It sucks when all your friends have one thing in common and you don't, amirite?

All my friends are white.

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For all you know you could be drinking water that has once come into contact with King Henry VIII’s scrotum while he was taking a bath, amirite?

Thank you. The one thing missing from my day was the knowledge that my drinking water was once King Henry VIII's scrotum water. God bless you.

The Little Mermaid just wouldn't have been the same if Ariel was fat, amirite?
The Little Mermaid just wouldn't have been the same if Ariel was fat, amirite?
@Statefarm She probably ate Sebastian.

As you can see, her mouth is always open, things just swim in there. Then before they know it they're trapped.

The Little Mermaid just wouldn't have been the same if Ariel was fat, amirite?

Well, it wouldn't have been the little mermaid, now would it?

Theatre: home to gays and thespians. amirite?

My drama club shirt says "Mom... Dad... I'm a thespian."

Some people's tennis grunts sound like orgasms, amirite?

Or, some peoples orgasms sound like tennis grunts.

Amirite have some very weird advertisements, amirite?
It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?
@MyHotHotJam Collage time! This took forever. people on the side got cut off though, sry The picture keeps going away though!...

I guess that being some part of some random person's wallpaper is the closest I'll ever get to a celebrity's life.

It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?

Collage time!
This took forever. people on the side got cut off though, sry

The picture keeps going away though! so help me if it does again!
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