Amish_Allosaurus

About me.

Finally added a profile pic^

Jesus is my Lord and Savior!

Because I'm a (true) Christian, who actually believes the whole Bible, many people think that I'm a troll. However, I am not a troll. I am the salt in a bland world, a light in the darkness, an island of sanity in the seas of today's political and moral maddness. I am a humble servent of the amazing Lord Jesus Christ.

I don't believe in evolution. I don't support gay rights. I do believe that abortion is murder, no exceptions. Please don't claim to be a Christian yet deny the word of God, that annoys me. Believe all of the Bible or none of it, take your pick.

I'm from Texas. I don't ride a horse everywhere, I'm not a redneck, and I don't hang a confederate flag outside my double-wide. (I don't actaully have a double wide.)

Mobile site > regular site

If you have a question about the Bible, ask me and I'll do my best to answer it.

I read the longest joke in the world.
http://longestjokeintheworld.com

Also, I am Head of the Gestapo in the Nazi Party.

All heil the führur!
http://amirite.net/user/Adolf__Hitler

Romans 1:16
I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes: first for the Jew, then for the Gentile.

Jeremiah 17:9
The heart is deceitful above all things,
      And desperately wicked;
      Who can know it?
      
Proverbs 29:9
When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man,
    The foolish man either rages or laughs, and there is no rest.

Proverbs 10:25
When the storm has swept by, the wicked are gone,
but the righteous stand firm forever.