You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?

Inaccurate. I call people tools because they never know when they're getting used. (Like an actual tool, since they're inanimate objects, haha.)

Was the pun intended? If so, I applaud thee.

It's hard for us, commoners, to resist that morbid fascination which we have for people who are murderers, serial killers or killer children. These people live and act in a way which usually defies our logic and morals but we just can't help to be interested in them for the simple reason that they are different from us, amirite?

This is, single-handedly, the most logical, intelligent, and thought-provoking speculation that I have read in my entire thirteen years of living. I applaud you.

It's ridiculous that saying "gay" or "faggot" is becoming unacceptable in our society, but calling things or people "retarded" is completely okay, amirite?

Wait, like, two years ago they made it official that "retarded" was a a so-called "bad word." Didn't they? Or was my geometry teacher wrong? I don't know..

You hat having to get on the scale in front of your doctor and see it increase 10 more pounds, amirite?

Yes, I hat that very much :P

It's not racist if people think black and asian people should NOT dye their hair blonde. It's just unnatural. amirite?

I'm Asian, and at an extent, I agree with this. But lots of Japanese people dye their hair blonde. And actually, blonde highlights on dark hair looks great. And a lot of "emo/scene" Asians dye their hair lighter that it is. You know? I can't really explain it to make sense -.-

If we went back an hour at some point once a year, for 24 years, then went forward a whole day on the 25th year, it would be the same as going back and forward an hour twice a year, every year, amirite?
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Haha, do you want me to further explain it, orrr..?

You know you're weird when you suddenly think, 'Do nuns wear pajamas?' in the middle of a conversation about cars with your friends and actually say it out loud, amirite?
@Chewbanshee Well, do they?

They wear pajamas all the time under their black thingy. (: Hahah. It's what the white is, apparently.

You've probably never thought about how long it would take for a giraffe to throw-up, amirite?
When you're sick, tissue boxes and water bottles are your best friends, amirite?
It kind of sucks when you're running for speed and your shoes untie, but you don't want to stop to tie them, amirite?
@Sahara9189495514 Youre cute and clumsy! :D Yeah, I had to drink soda after the cut on my finger. I get low blood sugar sometimes...

Bahahah thanks, that made my day (:
Oh, woah! I <3 soda.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Dude, I hated it. -.-
Oh. Let's start messaging each other, hahaha.

If we went back an hour at some point once a year, for 24 years, then went forward a whole day on the 25th year, it would be the same as going back and forward an hour twice a year, every year, amirite?
@Forgaymarriage no lol you just made it worse lol

Hahah oh jeez, sorry. I'm bad at explaining stuff....

If we went back an hour at some point once a year, for 24 years, then went forward a whole day on the 25th year, it would be the same as going back and forward an hour twice a year, every year, amirite?
@Emperorerror Well it's a true statement, much like "some people have green eyes". However, also similarly to "some people have...

So, you're saying, I'm pretty much right, but not right? And therefore, the post is contradicting, and you won't vote on it because of it? Or... Am I confusing myself?

If we went back an hour at some point once a year, for 24 years, then went forward a whole day on the 25th year, it would be the same as going back and forward an hour twice a year, every year, amirite?
What is the worst thing someone has ever said or done to you?
@Orangies I just ended sixth grade and they did the same to me. Except they wouldn't pretend to slit their wrist or...

Gosh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry. Kids are so cruel. I just finished my Freshman year in high school. It was so weird because in sixth grade I didn't even dress a certain way or anything. It just happened. It was like, suddenly the whole grade just turned on me other than some of my friends. People would just come up to me and pull up my sleeves and like, examine my arms. It was so ridiculous.