AndyBlacksmith

Girls: the scariest thing you've ever done is let a guy eat you out for the first time. You felt so judged, amirite?
let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@No i wouldn't. First of all, i'm much smarter than you, and second, i'm not small. You can barley see bugs...

Oh, I neglected to realize that you were actually THAT fucking stupid. Let me speak in a language that you will understand.

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@Wow, stop being so rude. You sir, are the idiot. it's obvious that people and bugs aren't aniamls.

You aren't even good enough to be called a troll. Either way, if what you said is true you would qualify as a bug.

It's frustrating how there can be Gay Pride parades and Black History month, but if there was a Straight Pride parade or White History month, people would freak out, amirite?

It's frustrating that Gay Pride parades and Black History month exist. They should just have, "Everybody is equal year."

It's annoying when teachers ask really personal questions on the "Getting to Know You" papers. You don't want to tell them "something no one knows about you," amirite?

Just write, "Every teacher I have ever had has retired less than half way through the school year."

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@God damn, you're an idiot. FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A TROLL!

Either you are a troll or a complete dumbass. I am going to have to go with both.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

This is a legitimate reaction if she is letting crumbs fall on the floor and not cleaning them up, as if she owned the place. I sometimes yell at random people at my local starbucks for doing this with their pastry treats.

@DagGirlYouChugly And he can be such a little hormonal bitch.

For some reason I read this as a response to the above comment.

Why are you labeling someone as a "slut" or a "whore" for having sex? Its their own personal life, and decision. They are still the same person that they were before it. amirite?

Yeah. But it's similar to when someone gets their doctorate. If I got mine I would still be the same person, just Dr. Blacksmith instead of Mr. Blacksmith. After sex, they are still the same person, just Andy the Whore instead of Andy.

It's a bad I dea to post pictures of yourself online - there's probably some hobo in Florida masturbating and screaming out your username right now, amirite?

Hobos generally don't own computers and when they do they don't generally have a safe waterproof place to put them.

girls:you hate it when you eat or sleep a little more than usual and people assume you're pregnant, amirite? when you eat or sleep a little more than usual and people assume you're pregnant, amirite?

I didn't realize you could double post in a single post.

let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
@@619249 (AndyBlacksmith): Oh, now you're trying to insult me? Probably becuase you know i'm right so you didn't...

Nope, I just don't feed poor people and I don't feed trolls. You fit into both of those categories I am sure.

At some point in your life you had a crush on someone who was totally out of your league, amirite?

Yeah I was in the NBA she was in the WNBA. I could score but she just didn't know what she was doing.

If there was a movie where a man's wife was brutally murdered shortly after giving birth, leaving his son physically disabled and then in a twisted turn of events the son was kidnapped and his father chased the kidnapper thousands of miles with a mentally disabled woman to get him back, you certainly wouldn't think that it would be a popular children's Pixar movie about fish, amirite?

Nemos dad disabled him more than his small fin did!

It doesn't really seem right that on sixbillionsecrets sandwiched between horrific and tragic stories about rape and suicide, there is a story about how upset a 19 year old is about losing her stuffed animal. It's like, I feel for you and I imagine that could be mildly upsetting, but some people on there are legitimately dying. I think you'll be able to survive without Lucky, amirite?

The point of that site is to share your secrets, no matter what they are.