No celebrity sex scandal can surprise me anymore, amirite?
@TommyUK1234 I'm aware this is all from 2 years ago, but whatever. Nobody should be surprised at the fact they have sex. They're...

There is nothing scandalous but its the fact that they try to hide it that makes everyone suddenly care so much.
Also I read the first sentence and I was thinking "wow am I seriously going to get bashed on a comment I made 2 years ago?"

If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass today, amirite?
Sometimes you just need someone to tell you you're not a loser and are worth a little more than crap. amirite?
It's really annoying when girls think evey guy who talks to them wants to have sex with them, amirite?
@pokerface111 EXACTLY! Like, shut up and close your legs. It's a cheap thrill for them!

Well it's their loss, they couldn't keep their legs crossed.

(hehe rhymes.)

It's really annoying when girls think evey guy who talks to them wants to have sex with them, amirite?

Then when a guy doesn't want to have sex with them, they're all "WELL THERE'S OTHER GUYS"

I get it, beauty comes in all different shapes and sizes. But not EVERYBODY is beautiful. Deny it all you want, but it's true. There are some people in the world that are just disgusting. And being ridiculously overweight isn't beautiful either, it's unhealthy and gross. You have no excuse to be overweight unless you have a medical condition that gives you a hard time losing weight. amirite?
Lady Gaga could make the shittiest song and it would still be in the Top 10 on iTunes. amirite?
@Inter_ Lady Gaga a genius? So is Charlie Sheen...

No, I don't think that. I'm just saying that some other people (ex. her fans) think she is.

Lady Gaga could make the shittiest song and it would still be in the Top 10 on iTunes. amirite?

That's because Lady Gaga is already known to everyone as not just a song singer but an "artist, so everyone thinks her songs have deeper meaning and are actually genius.

Your career plans were more exciting when you were five, amirite?
You always have to guess why your girlfriend is upset, amirite?
@1224947

It's that you do tell him. Nowadays, girls stomp around crying and almost begging their boyfriends to ask what's wrong and then they're all "you SHOULD KNOW".

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$19.99 seems like less than $20, amirite?

Whenever I think about it, all I think is about the last thing I said to them.

I get it, beauty comes in all different shapes and sizes. But not EVERYBODY is beautiful. Deny it all you want, but it's true. There are some people in the world that are just disgusting. And being ridiculously overweight isn't beautiful either, it's unhealthy and gross. You have no excuse to be overweight unless you have a medical condition that gives you a hard time losing weight. amirite?
@lucky13n Let me summarize this: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Thanks buddy. I didn't want to do it because I thought it'd be too corny.

Everything happens for a reason, eh? Try telling that to the little boy whose parents beat him, the rape victim, and the starving orphan. I say that's a load of crap, amirite?

Everything does happen for reason, whether it be good or bad. It's not like everyone can have a "happily ever after".