Religion has no place in todays advancing world, all it is doing is holding back stuff that could be used to boost mankind tremendously, like stem cell reasearch, amirite?

Just because some religions are against stem cell research, doesn't mean all of them are. Christianity respects life, and with that research to help save lives, however Christianity does not respect a system in which women repeatedly to get pregnant in order to sell stem cells, which are unborn children.

"WOW!" .. "Oh shush the camera adds 10 pounds" ..."So, how many cameras were on you?", amirite?

Joey: What happened to your nose?
Rachel: They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.
Chandler: No. I was wrong. See,thats what they use to cover
Connecticut.

You wonder how many movies Michael Cera is going to lose his virginity in. Amirite?

I know what you meant, but a person can only lose their virginity once.

It's pretty ironic when someone runs into a stop sign. amirite?

I actually did when I first learned to ride a bike.

What does Voldemort eat anyways? amirite?

Unicorn blood.

I hate it when people yell at you to clean up spill milk in the cafeteria. I mean I'll clean up my garbage but the janitor get payed to clean up the other stuff. amirite?
@They're paid specificley just so I can be lazy.

(Your+name+(optional)): They are not paid so that every student can be lazy. Janitors are paid to keep the school grounds clean and sanitary for everyone.Its sad to see that they have to clean up after students who want to have someone else do their work for them.

Whites are the least racist people, amirite?

I am white and I have no problem with anyone of another race. In fact more often now I have noticed people of other nationalities being racist to whites. I have only seen whites being racist to people of other nationalities on television. And both shock me. I don't understand why people would waste their time being rude to someone who never did anything to them.

Praying should be like masturbation. Nobody cares if you do it and if you do it in public don't make it obvious, amirite?

Anyone should be allowed to pray in public so long as they are not disturbing others, like screaming their prayer at the top of their lungs.

Seeing kids on leashes is hysterical, amirite?

Its horrible that people would do that to kids.

You enjoy using the "I'm calling Santa" threat to get kids to calm down more than you probably should... but hey, it's amusing, amirite?

I've never used that before, but I will now.

SoBe needs to go glass again. Plastic is the epicenter of "cheap" 'goods', amirite?

Same thing happened to soda pop. Glass to plastic. I went to an old fashioned store where I found coca cola in a glass bottle. Suprisingly to some, it tasted soooo much better thancoca cola in a plastic bottle.

You enjoy using the "I'm calling Santa" threat to get kids to calm down more than you probably should... but hey, it's amusing, amirite?

I've never used that before, but I will now.

It sucks when you just get done cleaning the kitchen, and then someone comes down and makes a mess right after, amirite?

I just cleaned the kitchen and reading this has made me a little concerned.

You would love it if you got a slice of pie every time it was 3:14, amirite?

After a while, people would get sick of pie.

You enjoy using the "I'm calling Santa" threat to get kids to calm down more than you probably should... but hey, it's amusing, amirite?

I've never used that before, but I will now.