If they're old, you can tell be the wrinkly skin.
Yay for sarcasm :)
Put it out of reach. Then you'll have to drag your ass out of bed.
That's why you grab more than just 1 sheet.
people are always going to be afraid of the unknown.
Pessimist: The shit won't stop hitting the fan.
Why secretly? I freely admit that I wish it was real.
i wouldn't know. i've never read the bible. people keep trying to push religion at me, so i became an atheist.
I just say swearing.
Nah, I have a pretty bad memory and pictures help a lot.
Here, have some gum. No, really, I insist.
...what about a bisexual person?...
now that school's out, 1,000 pages per day is no problem.