+1,454It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?
+201You want cats in a basket with little bow ties and to hug them on a rainbow, amirite?
+344Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits. amirite?
+2,076Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON, amirite?
+1,075I'm not single, I'm in a long distance relationship with this girl who lives in my future. amirite?
+779One of the worst feelings in the world is feeling like you're a burden to other people, amirite?
+261People change and things go wrong, but just remember life goes on. amirite?
-126If you think about it, life is kind of pointless. When we die, we will forget EVERYTHING we have done. Even if people remember your accomplishments, the universe will eventually collapse and everything that existed will be erased. We basically live here for a while, suffer, then die, amirite?
+988It hurts when you hear your bestfriend call someone else their bestfriend, Amirite?