You know what's really secure? Prison.

This is the first time it's occurred to me that it's groundhog day, and it's 9 pm.

I had a little man swinging from whatever green shrubbery there was..

Mine is lime green..

Siri actully sends everything to a database in California, where the Apple engineers listen to the accents to help Siri understand them better.

That's the kind!

Thats actully the reason I like cats..

I don't cuz I belive it's wrong. It's always awkward tho when I say something like "oh my...!!" and it just kinda ends.

The explanation points made this obnoxious

Haha sisters think alike..?

"when a man and a woman love each other very much they get in bed naked together"
Me: they keep their underwear on though right?

Well it's Smith.. So..

I usually learn it during the test..

I remember waiting so long to be as old as Arthur! But by then I didn't watch it.. And now I do and he's so little!

Micheal Jackson died what, 4 years ago? Every single singing competition there is still has a Micheal Jackson night