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Even though it may be bad at bearing, you will most likely never beat a Panda in a fight, amirite?

Saving this so it can be used later in trial when the judge asks me, "What prompted you to break into the zoo and try to beat up a panda?"

The annoying thing about being high iq is constantly having profound ideas but no one to share them with because most people don't understand, amirite?

It's nice to be the smartest guy in the room once in a while.... it is miserable to be that all the time.

Hackers will pose as a threat if teleportation is invented, amirite?
@contextrip What is the real you anyway? Hypothetically as long as each molecule is arranged in the same order you will look...

Yeah exactly. The definition of "you" is always changing, but with teleportation you're basically creating a different instance of the definition at a specific point in time, in a different place. We don't know how consciousness really works, but my "bet" is that the original one would "die", although this would be probably impossible to verify.

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
Many people think animals are not as smart as us but from an animal's perspective we are stupid ones, amirite?
@monsterallergies But what do you mean by ‘smart'?

Yep. Intelligence is defined by context which some of these people don't understand.

No one takes pictures at a funeral, amirite?

My mom has videos of my brother and I at our great grandmothers funeral. We have pictures of our grandpa too

A vegan technically can't swallow when giving a blowjob. amirite?

So, you're 12? Thats cool.. going back to school soon? Thank god, there will be less of this dumb crap on here.

Burgers seem unhealthy until you look at the ingredients, amirite?

Bread

Meat

Cheese

Ketchup

Mayonnaise

All super healthy

People who listen to calm music probably fall asleep faster due to having calmer music stuck in their head, amirite?

Well, no. I just fell asleep in a couple of minutes listening to the death metal band Obituary the other day. Anything you like can be soothing in some way I guess

Most people really don't miss their ex, they miss having consistent sex with someone that knows how to please them. amirite?

Oh please, even the best sex is a temporary pleasure.

Being able to talk with someone who gets you, and cuddle on rainy Sundays, and plan a better future with. Those things last for lifetimes.

Superman has never been stung by a mosquito, amirite?

Imagine how many he can hear buzzing "in his ear" at any given time, though.

One of worst thing that can happen to you in a debate, is that you a agree with your opponents arguments. amirite?

There are two types of people in this world: people who see debating as a mental UFC fight and people who want either party to become wiser, whichever party that ends up being.

One of worst thing that can happen to you in a debate, is that you a agree with your opponents arguments. amirite?

Indeed it is the worst thing if your goal is to win a debate, but if your goal is to come to a better understanding of whatever it is you're debating, it's an epic win for everybody.

At some point, someone's foot was exactly one foot long. amirite?
@Mytokhondria Depends on what you mean by "exactly", because no, no one has ever had a foot that is exactly one foot long.

Feet grow, so literally everybody with feet currently larger than 1' had feet which were exactly 12.000000" at some point in their lives.