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If there's any bacteria on the moon it likely came from Florida. amirite?

Florida man had something to do with it

The biggest thing you'll ever see, seems to be the the smallest thing you ever saw. amirite?

Is this your go to pickup line?

There's no blue food. amirite?

Blueberries? Blue corn? Blue carrots? Blue MnM's? Blue ice cream? Blue lobster? Blue crab? Blue fish?

Blowjobs must be a tense affair in Cannibalistic societies. amirite?

"Do you spit? Swallow?" "I chew."

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

You mean the war fought between mitochondrians and ATPians in year 3349. As ATPians believe we should only have, artificialy created ATP inside us & giving mitochondrias away to their freedom. Because we enslaved them millions of years ago. While mitochondrians prefer powering and using mitochondria to create ATP.

Vikings kidnapped all the beautiful blonde women that's why Scandinavian countries are full of them, amirite?
if the odds of there being an armed maniac are high for any given location. then the odds of there being two armed mainiacs are stupendously high. Always carry a gun. It's safer. amirite?
It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

Yes it would, and it has happened numerous times throughout human history. The reset button was pushed a few times.

The brother of your son is also the brother of your son, amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon Not necessarily. Could have different fathers and still be brothers.

Yes, necessarily, as the second half of the statement is just a repeat of the first. It's like saying "the gas in your car is also the gas in your car."

Lets say your son is Jack and his brother is Bob.

The brother (Bob) of your son (Jack) is the brother (Bob) of your son (Jack). It doesn't matter if Bob has a different father. The claim that Bob is also your son is never made.

The more order people have. The more they crave chaos. The more chaos people have. The more they crave order. amirite?

People really want what they don't have

Computers, smartphones, calculators... we've forced rocks to do maths for humans. amirite?
@Missannthropic Arnt we as human vessels just hyper complex versions of this? Filled with a mysterious electricity we call life energy?

Our brains are mostly protein and fat... so we're essentially slabs of wet bacon being zapped all the time.

If you text someone with multiple personalities. You're always in a group chat, amirite?

Have an updoot for the proper use of you're!

We never acknowledge when the weatherman is right
The areas in our body that we don't want hair to grow on are the areas that will not go bald unless shaven. amirite?
You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

Or when you're trying to sleep