If your Monday is off to a bad start just remember that somewhere someone is probably confusing a rectal thermometer for an oral thermometer. amirite?
Your handwriting is technically just your hands accent, amirite?

So doctor's handwriting is basically just sound?

You will never be in the same position in your life ever again because our earth is moving inside of our moving Solar System, which is moving inside of our moving Galaxy, which is moving inside of our possibly moving universe. amirite?

Don't forget that the ground is literally moving with plate tectonics.

Years ago two people had "fun" and now you have to work a 9 to 5. amirite?
A shiny Pokémon is a lot like a albino animal, amirite?

Large Marge sent me.

The only time we're truly free to do what we want is when we're retired and old, amirite?

Or when we finish work.

If humans can smell when it's going to rain dogs/animals can also probably smell when there's going to be a earthquake/natural disaster, amirite?
@They don't "smell" them, they read the energy that comes before

read the energy

Is there a more technical way of putting that?

When you use your windshield wipers on the highway to clean your dirty windshield, you're just passing your dirty windshield to the car behind you. amirite?

If you're close enough to get splashed you're probably tailgating.

Relax, WWIII is actually a prequel to WWI, amirite?
Ash Ketchum still hasn't caught them all, amirite?
Ash Ketchum still hasn't caught them all, amirite?
Ash Ketchum still hasn't caught them all, amirite?