when you are walking somewhere and you are in a rush, you want to beat the living shit out of people in front of you that are walking so fucking slow, amirite?
The first step to changing yourself is taking off what you're currently wearing, amirite?

for some reason i read this as "chew off what you're currently wearing"
wary smilie

Zeus was kind of horny and kind of stupid, amirite?
you hate it when you're eating a burrito and suddenly, there's a huge glob of sour cream, amirite?
If you have never kissed anyone or had sex, you kind of wish there was some kind of class on how to do it so you won't look like an idiot your first time, amirite?

the class should have demonstrations hello smilie

When you think of all the horrible things that could happen to you there, it's actually pretty scary to go to school, amirite?

same with most places

Facebook is full of friends that could easily be strangers. Amirite is full of strangers that could easily be friends, amirite?
@1783849

I'll be your friend goo smilie

Amirite have some very weird advertisements, amirite?

i just got an ad for sugar daddy dating wary smilie

If you had superpowers, or some one of a kind ability, it would be REALLY hard to keep it to yourself, amirite?

i wouldn't even try keeping it to myself

You don't get it in Facebook when people comment on celebrity's post addressing them and talking to them like they're best friends when honestly the celebrity probably never reads it, amirite?

HEY I CAN ALWAYS HOPE

it would be cool if you could transform certain body parts into food and eat it, but then it grows right back, amirite?
it would be cool if you could transform certain body parts into food and eat it, but then it grows right back, amirite?
it would be cool if you could transform certain body parts into food and eat it, but then it grows right back, amirite?
@cheshire_cat http://ctrlv.in/107007

I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF THAT WHEN I THOUGHT OF THIS POST gst smilie

You would rather get raped by a giraffe than eat Miracle Whip on your sandwich, amirite?
They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?

oh my god that sounds like my dream restaurant goo smilie