if god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?

ono smilie ono smilie ono smilie
I can't even face palm enough.
Kiddo, you give us religious people a bad name.

Hello? Mother Nature? Yes I would like to cancel my monthly subscription...Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up? No I would not like to transfer to the 9 month plan.... amirite?

Funny stuff you've got there. Maybe future POTD.

"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?

I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. -puts on sunglasses and walks away-

I'm downloading the Qu'ran from an ebook site. I've got a slow connection but it should be done by Saturday the 11th. I'm putting it on disk, if anyone wants one I can burn a few copies, amirite?

Must. Not. Laugh. Supposedly. Offensive. To religion.
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I laughed. :'D

My wife treats me like a god... She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something. amirite?
As a kid, we all had those beliefs that we now think are completely stupid, like thinking everyone lives to exactly 100, or that war is won by whoever kills the most people after a certain amount of time, amirite?

If you sing in the toilet you die. My sister told me that.

You had not idea that "spagettification" is a real word until now, or that its the theoretical definition of what would happen if you were to be sucked into a black hole, amirite?

I thought it meant the art of eating spaghetti.

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck. When a girl is eighteen, she is ready to... amirite?

FUCK!

... My toe! I stubbed it!

Richard Harris played a much better Dumbledore than Michael Gambon, amirite?

R.I.P Richard Harris.

If it's disrespectful to build a Mosque near Ground Zero because the terrorists were Muslims, then it should be equally disrespectful to build a Boy Scout Headquarters there because the terrorists were male. amirite?
@Double_hawk @596527 (rowanne): Our president is a Muslim, whether he admits it or not. There's evidence that backs it up. As a...

Can I just point one thing out? Muslim families aren't crazy, okay? They won't kill their own children because they changed religions.

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The pleasure's all mine. :)
Really? I've called it spitting me whole life. I guess it may just be the difference between two countries.

you've wondered why unicorns are called uniCORNS and not uniHORNS, amirite?

Did you know that male unicorns have two horns? hello smilie

Smileys can make a comment a lot funnier, amirite?

"I fucked your Grandma last night :D"

"I fucked your Grandma last night."

It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?
you don't believe in ghosts, amirite?

I don't really believe in them, even though I have a fear of ghosts.. confused ;~;