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Guys: You feel really, really bad when you accidentally cause a girl physical pain, amirite?

Nope, not really.

Anonymous +32Reply
God does not hate gay people. He's just mad because they found a loophole in his system, amirite?

Pretty sure they found the asshole, actually.

Sinners avatar Sinner +10Reply
Aliens: you aren't the little green humanlike creatures Hollywood pictures you as. It's quite offending, actually. You might really be an orange kangaroolike creature, or even a burgandy-spotted hippo/lizard type creature with the hands and snout of a platypus, amirite?

Actually I'm a creature that can only move when I'm not being looked like. If people look at me I turn to stone. I look like what humans would call an angel.

TheLoraxs avatar TheLorax +1Reply
It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with you, when all the Beatles wanted to do was hold your hand, amirite?
@BaconIsGoodForMe how is that about a blowjob?

Yeah... Hold doesn't mean "Suck" and hand doesn't mean "dick"
There is no way they could.

Anonymous +47Reply