+524Instead of asking someone, "If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?" People should ask others, "If everything about you was going to change what is the one thing you would keep the same?", amirite?
+2,133Hello? Mother Nature? Yes I would like to cancel my monthly subscription...Ah, I can't do that before 40 years are up? No I would not like to transfer to the 9 month plan.... amirite?
+931At one point, everyone was a baby. Barack Obama used to wake up in the middle of the night because he was poopy, Osama Bin Laden's greatest joy in life was a bottle of milk, and serial killers cried because they just wanted to be held and snuggled by their mommy. Kind of weird to think about. amirite?
+435A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on it's shoes, amirite?
+3,131I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
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+317Some people are so stupid they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel, amirite?
+542I believe in morality, wich is doing right regardless of what I am told. Not in religion, wich is doing what Im told regardless of what is right. So shut up about this anti-gay marriage thing. Because homosexuality is NOT a choice, but homophobia is. amirite?
+310Real men don't stand by the shower with thir arm in the path of the water waiting for the right temperature. They stand directly under the showerhead when they first turn it on, amd make a fist and scream, ''YEAH!'' when the water first hits them, amirite?
+2,458It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
+894Why are some girls so naive? Sweetie, he didn't unbutton your blouse to get a better view of your heart. amirite?
+1,222Right now; Someone is fighting against cancer. Someone just had a new baby. Someone just got engaged. Someone just won the lottery. Someone just died. Someone just got heartbroken. Someones crying. Someones scared. Someone just lost their everything. Just because its another day for you, it's something else for someone else. amirite?
+3,470Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?